Unfortunately for Frank, he had been suffering from constipation over the last couple of days. He had been unable to poo for three days now and was getting pretty uncomfortable about it now. He might hate me for writing this but to me its really funny, he has been so uncomfortable that he hasn't been eating. He claims to have no appetite but I don't know, I've never been in the same situation but I know that whatever happens I never seem to lose my appetite. He had been smoking cigars and eating fig bars to try and help his bowel movements, nothing seems to be working for him. Still, all I can do is laugh, I don't know how bad he must feel but to me it is absolutely hilarious.