After that bar we headed off to another bar but got distracted by a strip club on the way that had no cover charge, you only had to buy a drink and the cheapest was $5. We all stayed in there for about an hour or so. As the time went by the quality of the dancers got better, much better. The first one was not too great, the second was a little better, you get the picture, until after they had all danced the first one went back on again. One of the dancer did this thing where she went to the top of the pole and span around the pole really fast and slowly slid down to the floor. Time to leave. We headed out and went to the next place, as soon as we arrived the place looked so much worse. The sign out side said 'sex acts' sounded enticing but inside is a completely different story. For many reasons; the place looks really run down, a really crap stage, really ugly dancers, it was full of red necks, the beers costed a fortune, the dancers would not stop hassling us, I could go on and on forever but it would start getting boring. What was worse about this place was that we were forced to get a beer once we were in there and the dancers came over and sat on Jeff and Rowan's lap. The dancer on Jeff's lap was a big fat bitch, she would not get off him, helped herself to his beer, she tried to steal his beer and ended up pouring it all over him, plus she stole his moustache comb. He had a moustache comb because he had been growing this little moustache that shouldn't even be called a moustache, it was nothing in comparison to how mine used to be before I shaved it off.