As soon as we walked into the hostel, we went straight for the common room and suddenly we weren't tired any more. There was a huge watermelon sitting on a seat like it was a person or something. We couldn't resist and picked it up and threw it around a little, we played a game of catch until somebody dropped it. It didn't smash but we knew it was bad as there was red ooze and seeds spilling out all over the floor. Instead of reacting in a logical way we just sat or stood there and laughed. Mark had the initiative to go and pick it up and try and sort it out. Instead of picking it up he dropped it on the floor again, this time it smashed. It didn't smash that badly but there were now bits of watermelon on the floor. He tried again but dropped it once more. This time it was well and truly smashed, the whole thing had smashed to pieces and there was juice all over the place. None of us could even stand up we were laughing so much. I laughed and laughed and laughed and started crying. I can't remember the last time I laughed this much, the 'incident' was so funny we were all rolling over the place and pissing ourselves with laughter. I think I might have actually pissed a little bit. The kitchen was closed at this hour so there was no way of getting a mop and cleaning it up, our only option was to get some loo roll and try to soak up the juice. Drunkenness and tiredness got the best of us and it showed, we just went to and from the toilet getting a little bit of tissue at a time. We couldn't think straight, we were all still laughing our heads off. I went into the toilet to get some more tissue, I had a fart brewing and thought it would be great to put it to good use with comic effect. Whilst Mark was on his hands and knees I went over to him, gave him the tissue and then let one rip right in his face. I couldn't contain my laughter, none of us could, it was gone 4.00am and we were laughing our heads off in the common room right next to some peoples bedrooms. It didn't matter, none of it did, we were just having the time of our lives and laughing like we have never laughed before. After about twenty minutes of laugher I couldn't handle any more and hit the sack.